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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Ruining A Viagra Moment


Well, Happy St. Patrick's Day and all that rot. Have you heard and seen enough green beer and leprechaun jokes to make you want to vomit green clovers and Lucky Charms? Is so, you're in "luck" and oh so fortunate to have stopped by here because I'll have a few Viagra jokes for ya later in this fine, upstanding post to substitute for all the St. Patty's Day jokes you'll be bombarded with today. I mean, gee, there's not many Viagra jokes circulating around, right? ;-)

Tingling or hard with anticipation? You bet you are.

Over the past weekend, my wife, friend and I went to Clifty Falls State Park in Madison, Indiana. It's a beautiful park with waterfalls, an interesting lodge with plenty of history and trails that vary from being short or relaxing to long or rugged for travel.

Above, is one of the waterfalls close to The Overlook. I have more pictures I took of Clifty Falls on my other, somewhat gentler blog, Pics For Kicks, if you to want to see more.

At one point during our travels in the 1,416 acres worth of park, we stopped at one of the scenic areas, got out of the car and walked next to an curious looking rock wall to look out and see another spectacular view the park had to offer. Behind us, above where we stood, on a large concrete base, was an excellent shelter to stand beneath. In this wooden shelter, was an elderly couple, holding hands.

Below, is a picture of the scenic point and the old couple in the shelter.


A couple times, while standing next to the wall, I looked back and observed how the man and wife gazed into each other's eyes and whispered words to each other that were obviously loving, in nature. I could tell they loved each other very much. It seemed to be a very romantic moment for them. When the older, white haired man kissed his wife, I couldn't help but to smile and hope that my wife and I still felt that way about each other when we reached their age.

During this instant of enchanting romance, my wife let an enormous, rich, bubbly fart erupt from her anus, audibly causing her butt cheeks to flap against each other. The aroma was so foul, it corrupted the air for miles all around us. I dared not look behind me at the old couple. I don't think I could have if I had desired, anyway. My eyes were burning... Really!

Throughout the coughing and wheezing, I wondered if the elder gentleman had went to the trouble to have taken the magical blue boner pill, Viagra, to ensure that his romantic moments in the park would lead to a successful sexual interaction at the lodge nearby. If so, I believe his Viagra moment was ruined. My wife was beginning to titter when I heard somebody clear their throat. Perhaps their throat was being singed with the acrid air or the victim was trying their best not to violently retch. Of this, I'm not sure.

Viagra, if you don't know already, has been attributed in the past and present to enhance the magical sexual abilities of a man. Magic acts in Las Vegas have entire shows centered around this phenomena.

When I looked back at my wife, after she cut loose her awesome anal cloud of death, she was blushing, slightly, with her cheeks (probably both of face and ass) glowing red. She may have seemed embarrassed but I knew better. She can be evil, at times, wishing to take the cherished, loving moments of an elderly couple, going toward the end of their years of life and flinging them into the pooper, so to speak. I'm afraid I've corrupted her, too well, over our two decades of marriage.

My friend, my wife and I, all three, unceremoniously turned around to walk back to the car. My friend said, when he briefly dared to look, that he noticed the old woman was crinkling her nose and wincing a bit. Likely from pain. My friend said he didn't want to glance at the old gentleman.

Meanwhile, as I walked back to the car, I was attempting to not burst from laughter but I quickly proved unsuccessful in the endeavor. As I chortled, uncontrollably, my friend was trying to keep himself from laughing, as well. My wife, on the other hand, God bless her, laughed out loud and proud.

Once upon a time, long ago, she was my innocent-of-heart student of depravity, delightful cruelty towards others and rude behavior. Now... a teacher. I can't help but to feel a little blessed and yes, a little shit-covered, too, my dear friends.

On the way home, after laughing and speculating on the thoughts and welfare of the charming elderly couple in the park, my friend reminded me of my own delightful incident that we had during our morning breakfast at Bob Evans restaurant. Before the three of us had taken off towards Clifty Falls, we were enjoying a scrumptious morning meal at one of our best local eating establishments. Pleasant conversation and delicious, fresh brewed coffee accompanied our meal and all was going well until the old people sat behind us.

The gray-haired group were talking loudly to each other, unable to hear clearly what each member of the group were saying to each other over the clatter of noise from the busy restaurant. My back was to them and I was slightly irritated by their loudness and the fact that one of them had their chair too close to the back of my own. Finally, I cut a boisterous fart of such high intensity, the elderly folks immediately dropped their eating utensils on their plates and left their table.

Serves them right for being so rude with their raised voices, oldness and stuff.

My friend, who was facing their direction at the time, said, "I thought they were going to hurt each other trying to escape." I silently wondered if one them had broken a hip before I went back to enjoying my delicious Western omelette of eggs, melted cheese, bell peppers and sausage with a side order of hash browns. I couldn't be bothered with such distracting thoughts with a breakfast like that sitting before me.

My friend joined my wife and I in a gale of nervous laughter as they left. It was a good start to the day.

Later on that night, before turning into bed, I did ponder what happened with the old married couple after we left the park. Was their romantic interlude completely shattered for the rest of the day? Did they commence lovemaking after all? Did the old fella decide to take another blue pill in order to get his boner back and pork the wife?


75 comments:

The Minute Man's Wife said...

Old people holding hands always chokes me up - but not exactly like it happened in your case!

BTW loved the poetic phrase: awesome anal cloud of death. Just beautiful!

Gorilla Bananas said...

The old guy sounds far too horny to let a bowel breeze put him off. I bet he took his missus home and boned her senseless before raping the family pet.

Anonymous said...

Hot from the desk of Sir Tom Eagerly:
Mrs Kelly seems like a lovely person to be with. Full of fun and enjoying an uninhibited lifestyle.
Sir Tom salutes hers!

Lost.in.Idaho said...

What a fragrant post!

I'm no longer going to call them farts. Going forward they're known as 'ice breakers' or 'conversation starters.'

A musical treat!

THE SNEE said...

Hahahoohahaha! The dicker picker upper is super funny! Now about that aroma cloud....I think love was definitely in the air. Happy St. Patty's Day Kelly!

G said...

Cool post - Happy St Paddy's day!

Kelly said...

The Minute Man's Wife- The AACD is not only poetic, it is also used as a low tech special weapon of the U.S. Military.

Oh, I bet if you were there you would've got choked up. ;-)

Take care, hang in there.

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- And then after he bore a hole through the family pet, he went after the dishwasher.

Kelly said...

Sir Tom Eagerly- I'm glad you blessed this site with your presence and titillating commentary. I was worrying about you again.

Yes the Mrs. is fun and a delight to be with. She's completely 'uninhibited', for certain. Once, she told off a reverend and threatened to beat him senseless with his bible and shit on his face once he was on the ground, knocked out. She's my lovable lil' sweety. :)

Kelly said...

Lost.in.Idaho- You can smell it from there? Oooh wee. And you're still alive to talk about it. Wow.

'Ice breakers' and 'conversation starters' or even "shit clouds"... all would work well.

Have you played the fart harp? Now that is a treat.

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- Glad that made ya laugh, lady. You better believe love was in the air. And it was thicker than brown pea soup... if ya catch my drift. And if you do, you may want to step back a little. My DRIFT is powerful enough to spoil your day and your meal. Happy St. Patty's Day, Rebecca! Right back at ya! lol.

Kelly said...

G- Glad you liked it. And a very Happy St. Patty's Day to ya, as well, G.

billy pilgrim said...

ouch!

does the little lady ever give you a dutch oven?

Kelly said...

billy pilgrim- lol... She cuts the farts that sting. I had to look 'dutch oven' in Urban Dictionary to find out it meant trapping someone under the covers and cutting a fart. Learn something valuable every day! :)

The answer to this question you pose is this: She has not purposefully done this. So she says. What she does is this: When I come to bed in the middle of the night, about to pass out from needing sleep, I'll open up the covers and halfway through the time I get one leg inside the bed and then putting the other leg in, she'll cut such a ghastly fart, I feel like a grenade exploded in my face. I can't get out in time. No way. The covers, in this case, have formed a kind of half-tent position when I've raised them to get into bed. So... Although it's not a complete 'dutch oven', per se, it is still quite effective for unleashing 'awesome anal clouds of death'.

Now, I, on the other hand, have done the full 'dutch oven' to my wife only once.

TheHarvester said...

i'd hit her anytime. viagra or not!

Kelly said...

The Harvester- Damn... I hope you're talking about the chick with the green hat on her head, holding the sign and not my wife. lol.

klahanie said...

Hi Kelly,
Okay, I'm going to make this a long and rambling comment to make up for the fact it has taken me so long to reach your wondrous site. Now, I might rather cynically skim through your blog, pick up on one point and leave a token comment like some do, but we wont go there with what I'm trying to say.
However, it has taken me three hours of commenting on other blogs to just get to your post, which, dare I say, is 'too damned long' :)
I think I'm having a deju vu moment cause I could of sworn that some of the photos on here I've seen on your other site which I have duly commented on.
Now then, allow me to rant about this bloody St. Patrick's Day mention in your posting. I'm sick of St. Patrick's Day getting all the attention. Kind of like Nessie getting all the hype and poor Ogopogo and Champ getting barely a mention. Even my Irish neighbour from Dublin gets tired of hearing about St. Patrick's Day and that fucking green beer bullshit. We propose, that at the very least, St. George's Day and that kinky sex-crazed dragon gets more of a mention. St. George's Day is on Saturday, April 23rd and I think it only right that we redress the balance n' stuff.
Okay, I've skimmed, sorry read through this posting and find I can't get the thought of your wife and her "awesome anal cloud of death"..Do you think the old fucker swigged back an entire bottle of Viagra and proceeded to fuck the entire community of unsuspecting folks at the nearby public swimming pool?
Shit, I've left a rather long comment. Yikes, even longer than your new biggest fan. I could of sworn I saw PeeWee Herman in the icon above going on about a 'Dutch Oven' or something like that.
And now for a musical interlude.
'Toot, toot and toot...eh'
Actually, a highly amusing posting, but please man, could you please, just for me, pretty please, write a posting that is maybe not quite so long. Or do you like give your keyboard Viagra?
Take care man, may you get a 'supermoon' and yikes, I think my comment is too damn long....
Kind wishes and a bag of frozen cat shit, your way, Gary :)

Rafael Clarkstein said...

Here is what I find interesting about Americanskis...you all spend so much time farting and wondering about old people having sex that you forget about American pride and etiquette. This is how I know Russians and Canadians superior to Americans.

Kelly said...

klahanie- Dude... I don't think your comment was quite long enough. If only we can take this and make it into a movie with two sequels. God knows there's enough material. lol.

Seriously, thanks for making it here. I appreciate the struggle it took to get here, man. Btw, that is 'too damned long', in regards to what you were saying. Irish neighbour from Dublin tired of hearing about St. Patrick's day? You should go cheer him up by bringin' him over for a chat with the Wee Folk at your place. That will get his mind off St. Patty's Day. Or will it? You like that Awesome Anal Cloud of Death part, aye? It's a dandy! Sorry, I can't promise the what length the posts will be. My big ol' brain just churns this stuff out. Ain't no controllin' it. lol. And yes, I think the old fucker fucked the entire community at the pool before slicing his skin flute off and throwing into the pool so those freshly fucked folks could bob for it like an apple. Thanks, in advance for the cat shit. In return, I send you dog vomit in a in an old douchebag. :) Take care, my friend.

Kelly said...

Rafael- He, I may be a gig ol' loud n' proud American but that don't mean I own a pair of skis. Fartin' air bisquits and thinkin' about old fuckers havin' sex is what us Americans(no skis) is all about. Ruskies and dem danged Canucks can go blow an AIDS-infected, homo-liberal, drug luvin' celebrity in Hollyweird, yes sir.

Rafael Clarkstein said...

What you say is typical rhetoric from F(he)artland. Viva, Canada!

Kelly said...

Rafe- Poopie on Canuckia!

ricoswaff said...

The whole post was hilarious beginning with your wife's fart, but I lost it when I read that your fart prompted a table of elderly people to get up and leave. That is fucking hilarious.

Kelly said...

ricoswaff- The Art of The Fart is The Timing In Which Thy Cheeks Doth Part. When someone sits or stands too close to you, you give give them an ass blast and they clear out- like altar boys running from a drooling priest. No need for explaining. Let your ass burps do the talking. Take care, Rico!

Rafael Clarkstein said...

May an anthrax infected moose with an abscess testicle squat on your face.

Rafael Clarkstein said...

"The Art of The Fart is The Timing In Which Thy Cheeks Doth Part."

How Shakespearean. I believe that quote is from Macbeth, yes?

Kelly said...

Rafael- Why yes, it is a Shakespearean quote. It's actually from "Romeo and Juliette." You know, where the girl is on the balcony, hangin' out ya know and smokin' the peace pipe and Romeo climbs up to meet here, gives her some tongue when he does and then, afterwards, shouts proudly, "The Art of The Fart is The Timing In Which Thy Cheeks Doth Part!" Everyone applauds this line in the theatre, you know and then Romeo farts really loud and shits his friggin' pants.

The audience goes crazy for it.

LilPixi said...

This was delightful entertainment & a great start to my blog reading day. lol(You know this HAD to be the very 1st blog I visited since my lil hiatus. Rule of thumb for me. Though, I really don't know what rule of thumb means). I love how you & the Mrs. & your friend are always venturing off. Reminds me very much of the days I spent in happy union for over a decade. I love the things & the moments you all find humor in. lol. Still like a couple of youths out & about on the town, I love it.

And the dicker picker upper is priceless. And now I'm going to be dreaming about that breakfast most of the day. Pleasantly funny post, Kelly. Happy belated St. Patrick's Day as well, from one Irishman to another. Well, woman to man, you know what I mean. lol

Kelly said...

LilPixi- I'm incredibly flattered that this was the first blog you visited since your terrible medical incident. I've missed ya in BloggyWorld. I still can't get over your lung just deflating like that. I hope you're doing well.

I used to know what 'rule of thumb' means but due to information overload that tiny speck of info was pushed out of my brain by another trivial bit- like... how many holes can there be in a four by four inch slice of Swiss cheese before the cheese is completely gone.

Yeah, LilPixi, we love going here and there together. Our friend is funny and kinda lonely right now since his kid is living in Florida with his ex-wife. So- I think he benefits from being around us as much as we do around him. It's great being able to hang out with people that share your sense of fun, isn't it? May you dream of meaty omelettes and fresh brewed coffee throughout the day. Better yet, consume them if you're allowed to, in your condition. Happy belated St. Patty's Day to one Irishwoman from a crazy Irish guy... and yes, I knew what ya meant. lol.

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